1. I was taking a power nap to boost me up for meetings.
2. I have "neural epileptic coronal disorder" and can't sit with straight back for long.
3. I was trying to find out how your face gets wrinkles after lunch.
4. I am Neo and I don't need my eyes open to play with machines.
5. I was trying to hear weird sounds my keyboard starts to make at 2:00pm daily.
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Boss's response to the above
Q: I was taking a power nap to boost me up for meetings
A: Then what do you call a similar activity you do all the time in meetings with your eyes close.
Q: I have "neural epileptic coronal disorder" and can't sit with straight back for long.
A: Well, I think you have mental disorders too. Oohh and that explains your behavior as well.
Q: I was trying to find out how your face gets wrinkles after lunch.
A: I hope you had enough common sense to figure out where your salary comes from.
Q: I am Neo and I don't need my eyes open to play with machines.
A: You are my hero! Can you do wonders on power point and make my PPTs.
Q: I was trying to hear weird sounds my keyboard starts to make at 2:00pm daily.
A: You should first hear to the weird smelly sounds your body starts to make at 2:00pm daily.
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